we live under a fascist capitalist patriarchal regime. all of my pics r of me getting fucked… by the system
I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.
I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.
*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains